Florida Man/Florida Woman thread

There are so many, let's just start an ongoing thread. We'll start with the hatchet wielding guy who tried to enter a home that was not his......dressed only in his undies. Its not an official holiday weekend until you hit mom in the head with a corn cob.

There are so many, let's just start an ongoing thread.

We'll start with the hatchet wielding guy who tried to enter a home that was not his......dressed only in his undies.

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by Anonymousreply 23July 10, 2019 1:25 PM

It’s not an official holiday weekend until you hit mom in the head with a corn cob.

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by Anonymousreply 1May 31, 2019 1:48 AM

Gotta get away from them there gators, ma'am!

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by Anonymousreply 2May 31, 2019 5:21 PM

This one almost looks handsome. Shame he was wearing granny's peignoir as he drove to Wal-mart......

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by Anonymousreply 3May 31, 2019 5:22 PM

Polk man killed after assaulting woman with jar of peppers

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by Anonymousreply 5May 31, 2019 10:56 PM

Valrico man charged with manslaughter following handgun foreplay

VALRICO, Fla. (WFLA) - A Valrico man has been charged with manslaughter after deputies say foreplay with handgun led to the death of his partner.

Deputies with the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office say the Andrew Shinault, 23, shot a woman, who is also in her 20s, while engaging in an act of foreplay involving his registered handgun.

Deputies tell News Channel 8 the couple knew the gun was loaded and were using the gun for "sexual excitement."

The woman, who is from the Tampa area, was shot in the upper body and was transported to Brandon Regional Hospital where she later died. Deputies believe it was an accident.

Shinault was charged for Manslaughter with a Weapon and booked into Orient Road Jail on a $50,000 bond.

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by Anonymousreply 6May 31, 2019 10:58 PM

A Florida woman twerked on camera last month in order to help steal hundreds of dollars worth of clothes.

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by Anonymousreply 7May 31, 2019 11:06 PM

This one stands out in memory. Florida is the state that keeps on giving!

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by Anonymousreply 8May 31, 2019 11:11 PM

She totally the white trash moron face.

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by Anonymousreply 9May 31, 2019 11:28 PM

Let’s not forget the frat boy who ate the Garage Mahal couple

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by Anonymousreply 10May 31, 2019 11:58 PM

Instant karma - guy tells gf he’s going out to rob houses, residents call police, he hides from cops and....gulp.

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by Anonymousreply 11June 1, 2019 12:02 AM

Allllll these bitches look like they live in Wilton Manors.

by Anonymousreply 13June 10, 2019 10:36 PM

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by Anonymousreply 14June 10, 2019 11:20 PM

There's got to be meth in the water, right? It HAS to be something.

by Anonymousreply 15June 10, 2019 11:25 PM

Wow, this one hits all the branches on the Florida Man tree.

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by Anonymousreply 16June 16, 2019 3:43 PM

When you pretend to be a cop, it's a bad idea to pull a REAL one over.....

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by Anonymousreply 17July 9, 2019 12:38 AM

spam posted by ip address 173.234.158.82 removed.

by Anonymousreply 18July 9, 2019 12:56 AM

The cop impersonator...is he HOT or DL hot?

by Anonymousreply 19July 9, 2019 1:07 AM

Florida man dies after getting bitten by dogs 100 times on shortcut home

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by Anonymousreply 20July 9, 2019 1:37 AM

52 Examples Why Florida Is Still The Craziest State

All of these things happened in the span of one year. ONE YEAR.

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by Anonymousreply 21July 9, 2019 1:38 AM

Florida is the Russia of North America.

by Anonymousreply 22July 9, 2019 3:24 AM

Florida man admits to lighting firecrackers under a child's bed. He said it was a prank gone wrong

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by Anonymousreply 23July 10, 2019 1:25 PM

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